Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dust It Off

Back from a few days out in bumfuck Egypt. A modest sort of training. Seems my head is back in the game, and worse yet, I have a good outlook. Fuckin' sellout. Teaching privates? What a tool.

It's just one more deployment. I'm in.



Suspect signing off, showering up, terrorizing the populace once more. To anyone on I-5 that waved and I didn't wave back, sorry. I was probably yelling at a private. Here's your shout-out.

And another shout to the blonde in the gold Jeep, blowing kisses towards the big green monsters and involuntarily extended suckers protruding from them. I doubt she knew just how filthy we were.

18 comments:

  1. That's Army life when u r a hot stud on the highway.

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  2. Good boy. Keep protecting me.

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  3. Suspect, you rock! Too tired to be clever. Wish you could drive your big green monster over to my side of town so I could wave and blow kisses. :P

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  4. Back in the saddle, eh? Don't worry about your attitude being good, it's probably partly relief from not having to go in a mental spin about things. You'll be pissed off again soon enough...z

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  5. oh i know those trips to and from yakama on I-5 all to well.... what you said is exactly what i remember... driving our strikers back from the field.... everyone in the truck arguing over who gets to hang out the back hatches to catch the looks of the civiians.... the girls mostly.... it was a blast.... i loved ft. lewis.... i remember once when we stoped at the flying J we had about 50 soldiers tring to cram in the store to buy up any last minute lickys and chewy that were forgoten or overlooked leading up to the field problem.... a civilian saw all of us and stood in awww for a min..... without saying a word to any of us, he slapped 2 one hundred dollar bills on the counter and told the clerk to credit it to the soldiers until it was spent.... i got a couple extra packs of smokes and some jerky on his dime and it was much appreciated.....

    as for the girls on the road.... the hot ones know that they are hot.... and as a symbolizim of appreciation for us and what we do, they play to our disires and blow kiss and smile, us soldiers eat it up.... we even got a girl to flash us on the way back home one time...
    good times.... those are the memories that long after ive retired i will still remember and cherish.....

    NUGHT OUT......

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  6. Jesus CHRIST, Nught...Learn how to spell. You make soldiers look stupid when it's really just YOU.

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  7. if only you could claim spelling being your worst attribute.... i cant say that ive won spelling bees in my time but at least i can articulate an experience, and put it into words so others can see it through my eyes.... but hey im sure your great at what you do.... wait.... what is it that you do....

    ps.... you dont fool me with your short paragraphs, short sentences, and little words.... you probably reread your comment 15 times before posting it to make sure YOU didnt misspell anything.... your spelling great bro... i wish i could be like you....

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  8. Okay, dammit. Guess I gotta have a good outlook, too. Rock on, Suspect.

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  9. Nught, please give all the respect due to to our comment spelling hero!

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  10. Damn; Anon and Nught are both assholes. Anon seems smarter though.

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  11. Great post, suspect. Those girls want you.
    I think Nught's pretty funny, and spelling doesn't matter that much.

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  12. We are lucky that Suspect and Nught share their experiences with us. Speling, punctuation and grammar dont' matter much. Unless you are the english princess (bitch). Maybe she should stick to Shakespeare and leave us alone?

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  13. Shit. I didn't know we were being graded on our posts. I better keep dictionary.com up, just in case.

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  14. Not to worry. The challenge of figuring out wtf was being said adds to the fun. z

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  15. "It's just one more deployment. I'm in."

    Now THAT'S acceptence!! Who knows, maybe you'll get to do Tokyo again.

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  16. How about Australia for mid-cycle leave?

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  17. Dude, how doe the mid-cycle leave work? Will the Army fly you anywhere in the world for free?

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