Tuesday, April 21, 2009

KABOOM

Spent the last few days out in the field, grilling hot dogs, blowing dirt up, and talking shit with the dudes I work with. The morals of one another's mothers were brought into question, the mass and consistency of outdoor bowel movements were thoroughly discussed, the Tokyo Tranny story came up (as it always does), and naturally I was ripped on for being stop-lossed. The sexual preference of each individual was fiercely debated.

Example: "You root for the Dallas Cowboys. Explain how this does NOT prove you like men?"

It was chill and relaxed, no one fucked with us. We just ran our mouths, and shot mortar rounds when we had to, then went back to chilling. Way better than being in garrison. Put a beret on me, and I'm pissed off.

"Hahahaha, right, gotcha. Hey, Suspect, outta curiosity...weren't you supposed to be out a few days ago?"

Your mother's a whore. Rounds complete, Suspect out.

22 comments:

  1. I like men, but don't root for the Dallas Cowboys. Go figure.
    Sounds like they are being nice to you guys for some reason. Don't let your guard down. z

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  2. Rounds may be complete, but that doesn't mean there can be no "repeat," "adjustment," or "fire for effect (if it was first an adjust fire)."

    Or, at least so says the fister.

    Also, I expect video next time. This is the web 2.0, or something. Words are nice, video is better. Get with "it," whatever "it" is.

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  3. i suppose nught will post next telling everyone how his training experience was "unique" and how all the girls loved him when he'd come back from the field and take up 3 pages doing so. yes nught, this anon works with you, and you can kiss this anon's hairy, stinky ass that hasn't been showered in 24 hours. keep talking shit and you might get your wish about a visit. your getting fatter and fatter.

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  4. ^ Give it a rest. We've heard it.

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  5. Hi Suspect,
    Still waiting for a picture of you in that beret. What do you wear when you are running your mouths, debating sexual orientation and shooting off mortar rounds? Glad you got some time to be "chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool. And shooting off some mortar rounds outside of the school."
    Rounds complete, big D out! :P

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  6. lol..... pad 12 room 112A....

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  7. Anon's give Nught a rest, or at the very least post your remarks on his blog, Nught ignore the anon's and stop taking their bait. You are all irritating the rest of us who have been here from the beginning and remember when it was just as enjoyable to read the comments and post, as it was to read what Suspect had written.

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  8. I second that...thanks Rayanne.

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  9. What she said. z

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  10. Oh no! A reversion.

    No THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

    Just, no :P

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  11. RAYANNE!! - Voice of reason! I won't give up Suspect for anything but nowadays I just skip over the flamers and read the regulars.

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  12. Nught won't permit anonymous posts to his blog anymore. If he would quit posting here that would be a great deal!

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  13. So punish a reader because some kindergarten bullies won't leave him alone? That's an awesome idea.

    *eye roll*

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  14. I agree, go shoot yourself Nught.

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  15. Hell, his entire BLOG is listed as *Invite Only*. I doubt it was too much traffic that made him do that. He's probably scared of all the anon's who want to kick his ass...lol

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  16. Half the weird random comments are probably written by suspect anyway. In fact, I bet he IS nught.

    sincerely,
    suspect

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  17. No, I am Suspect.

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  18. We are all Suspect.

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  19. Now you're getting it.

    I was thinking of shitting out a mediocre post about that, but then you monsters might all run out and pin E4 rank on your chest and run amok with Guy Fawkes/V For Vendetta masks, Project Mayhem Gone Wild, explosions and nudity galore.

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  20. What makes you think we don't already do that?

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